Twin Bears Wooded Campground

Check-In Procedure - Check-in: 2:00 PM - Check-out: 11:00 AM - Early Check-In/Late Check-Out Fees (because time is money) - Early Check-In (before 11:00 AM): $25. - Late Check-Out (after 12:00 PM but before 5:00 PM): $25. - No sneaking in at sunrise! - Don’t make us send the cleanup crew with a megaphone. - Notify the office if you’re planning to bend time. - Showing up before noon without warning is like cutting in line at a buffet—rude! - Check-out" means leaving the park, not just waving goodbye from your tent. - While each park attempts to accommodate your exact spot request, the on-site manager has the ultimate decision for spot placement. Firewood - Don't Be a Bug Smuggler - Bringing outside firewood is a big no-no (thanks, DNR!). - Our office sells top-notch, bug-free wood that's been given the VIP treatment to keep invasive critters out. - Help us keep our forest fabulous—buy local (from us) or face the wrath of a million tiny invaders! Camping Policy - Nightly Rates: One tent or one RV per site. - Want to add a tent? That’ll be $15/night. - But listen up: Tents alone are never permitted on FHU sites, unless you want to see our manager do the grumpy cat impression. - Don’t turn our park into a junkyard Occupancy - Rates cover 2 adults and 3 kids. Extra adults (18+)? $5/night. Extra kids? $2/night. - Max 4 adults, 8 people total—don’t try to cram in your entire family reunion. Vehicles - Two vehicles max (cars, trucks, boats, trailers, ATVs). - No squatting on empty sites or parking like you’re playing bumper cars. - Extra vehicles? Spill the beans to the office for overflow parking. - During busy holidays/weekends, it’s $5/day for the overflow lot. Trash Policy - Leave trash in your fire pit or campsite, and we’ll slap you with a $25 "litterbug" fee. - Keep it clean, folks—nobody likes a campsite that looks like a rock concert aftermath. Smoking Policy - Take it outside, unless you want an extra cleaning fee. Pet Policy - Allowed with a $25 cleaning fee. Leave the cabin filthy or smoky, and we’ll hit you with another fee. - The person who booked the cabin is on the hook for damages, so don’t let your cousin Dave go wild. Services - For When Nature Calls (or Your Tank Does) - Non-Camper Dump Fee: $25. - Non-Camper Water Fill-Up: $20. - Honey Wagon (Septic Pump-Out): - Monday–Thursday: $20. - Emergency Next Day: $35. - Same Day: $50 (because urgency costs extra). - All campers need a gate valve—don’t make us explain why. Campers/Boats/Trailers - $10/day. Cars: $5/day (during season). Activities - Free Fun, No Excuses - Mini Golf is Free! - Grab equipment at the front desk, but start your game 30 minutes before the office closes, or you’ll be golfing in the dark. Pool Policy - Open 10:00 AM to office closing, Memorial Day to Labor Day. - No lifeguard, so kids under 14 need an adult shadow. No running, diving, or WWE moves. - Drinks allowed (no glass—don’t be that person). Cornhole - $20 refundable deposit for bags. - Other sports gear is free on the cart outside the pool. Friday & Saturday Fun (Memorial Day to Labor Day) - 5:00 PM: Wagon Ride—hold onto your hats! - 6:00 PM: Candy Bar Bingo—sweet stakes, sweeter wins. - 9:00 PM: Outdoor Movie (if it’s dark enough). - Weather or chaos might cancel these, so don’t cry to us if it rains. After Dark - Kids under 18 must be at their site unless with an adult. - No bike riding—save the Tour de France for daylight. Quiet Hours - 10:00 PM–8:00 AM. - Keep it down unless you want to star in everyone’s grumpy morning story. Driving - Kids are running wild—drive slow! Speed demons will be banished. Car Tags - Must be visible, or your car gets a one-way ticket to tow town at your expense. ATVs/Dirt Bikes/Motorcycles - Driver’s license required, 8:00 AM–10:00 PM only. - Stick to the speed limit, or you’ll be eating dust in the parking lot. Campfires - Never leave them unattended. Douse before leaving, sleeping, or checking out. - - No burning trash or pet waste—$25 fee for scofflaws. - Watch your kids around fires unless you want a singed eyebrow story. Trees - No tree cutting. - Leave the lumberjack vibes at home. Picnic Tables - Return them to their spot, or pay $20 for our table-retrieval cardio workout. Bounce-Houses - Sorry, no inflatable castles. Golf Carts - Show us $100,000 liability insurance, or you’re walking. Prohibited - Don’t Even Think About It - No fireworks, water balloons, party poppers, generators, chainsaws, Chinese lanterns, flamethrowers, machine guns, pirate swords, rockets, spacecraft, light sabers, or drones (without permission). - Also, no electric car charging—take your Tesla to a gas station (kidding, but seriously, no charging). Visitor Policy - Don’t Sneak in Your Entourage Visiting Hours - 9:00 AM–9:00 PM. Register at the office, pay $5/visitor, and pick up a vehicle pass. - If your site’s already got two vehicles, guests will have to park in the overflow lot. - No tag? Say hello to the tow truck. Overnight Guests - Register before the office closes and follow camping rules. - Check out by 11:00 AM or face the late fee. Music - Keep it chill—nobody wants your playlist on blast.